7TH GRADE SCIENCE

CRAYFISH JOKES

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Crayfish Jokes

  • A guy walks into a restaurant, sits down to order, and asked the waiter does he serve crayfish. The waiter says yes. The guy says 'I'll have a pizza'. He points to a chair and says, 'and a plate of chips for my crayfish friend here.'
  • Two crayfish we're talking in a bar. One says, 'how did you get on tonight?' His fishy friend breaks into a grin and says 'yes, I pulled a muscle.'
  • Submitted Joke: There was no rain for a month, and Marvin the mudbug was dry as a bone. Marvin crawled into a yard where there was an Olympic sized swimming pool with sparkling blue water. Marvin was at the edge of the pool when a fat tabby cat appeared. This was the first time the cat had ever set eyes upon a mudbug and so the curious cat decided to keep a close watch on Marvin, just in case the other cats asked about it. "What are you doing?", the cat queried. Marvin said to the cat, "I am tired and dry, and I am going for a swim." The cat said, "There is no swimming in this pool because there is no lifeguard." Marvin said, "How can you stop me from going in?" The cat said, "My paw will stop you." Marvin sneered in the cat's face. "Big deal! i already AM a 'Dad.'"

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